Sunday 1 August 2010

What has happened to ghairat of Pakistani leadership after this?

Pakistan ‘Complete pack of b*stards’ says Cameron:
Prime Minister David Cameron has caused further controversy after defending his comments relating to Pakistan’s record on tackling terrorism and calling the Pakistan President and his fellow countrymen “a complete pack of b*stards.”
At a press conference with Indian counterpart Manmohan Singh, he said no-one was in “any doubt” that everyone in Pakistan had “sh*t for brains” and that “they wouldn’t know how to tackle terrorism if they had an anti-terrorism guidebook, some easy-to-tackle terrorists and an ACME how-to-tackle-a-terrorist-kit.
“Useless,” the Prime Minister concluded.
A Downing Street spokesperson insisted that Mr Cameron was “looking forward” to talks with Pakistan’s president, Asif Ali Zardari next week.
“Having said that,” the statement continued, “Mr Cameron also said he was looking forward to scouring London’s sewerage system with a toothbrush, diving headfirst into a vat of his own vomit and holidaying in the Isle of Man.
“So, you know, your guess is as good as mine, really.”
Asked to clarify his remarks, the Prime Minister added: “Come on guys, let’s be fair to the Pakistan government. They’ve taken really progressive steps in recent years to combat some of the terrorism in their…ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, seriously, though. They’ve done absolutely nothing.”
Mr Cameron also insisted that he would be similarly candid when he met the Pakistan president in Britain next week:
“I’m going to look him straight in the eye and then slap him hard in the face to teach him a lesson for all the terrorist activity he has allowed to take place in his country,” Mr Cameron said.
“Then, I’m going to get a big custard pie and slam it into his stupid, ridiculous looking face. Frankly, it’s the least he deserves.”
A spokesperson for the Pakistani President was far too angry to offer any comment.
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